Hut of Invisibility

If you were a paragraph of text, what would the paragraph say to describe itself?

Not good at this sort of thing...

Are you on the autistic spectrum?

diagnosed

Are you in a relationship?

partnered

Gender identity?

female

Sexual Orientation?

straight

Age?

24

Where do you live?

Iowa City/Los Angeles

What are you here for?

just looking, for friends, talking online, meeting in real life (possibly)

What do you do for work?

college student

Do you belong to a particular religion? If so, which one?

agnostic

What food do you absolutely HATE?

bitter greens, horseradish

If tomorrow was yesterday, would you do it the same?

No, I would try to get more useful things done and procrastinate less.

What's the best date you've ever been on?

Walking around the city on a warm and partly cloudy day.

Describe your ideal person:

Honest, kind, intelligent, sincere, introverted, slow to anger or sarcasm.

You're hanging out with friends and having a good time. What are you doing?

Talking about meaningful topics, and feeling comfortable in the silences.

5 things you're really good at:

Does being lazy count?

5 things you're not so good at:

Too many to list.

When the revolution comes, what will you be doing?

I don't know what kind of revolution this question means.